Odette Couture

luanna255:

elizabitchtaylor:

This line was ad-libbed by Marilyn… telling, isn’t it.

And speaking of public personas…

swolebitchswagg:

anxiousgirl:

deadunicornblood:

 

blueeyedbutcher:

How to handle a drunk girl passed out on your couch.

It’s really that simple.

This fucking guy, man.
He deserves a medal of awesomeness.

so um…yes. i like you.

Jsbdkabdkhejdbksfkdjeksndkfjdkndkd!!!

emmjars:

honey-nut-sheeriooo:

I’ve been watching this for ten minutes now.

I’m so amused

emmjars:

honey-nut-sheeriooo:

I’ve been watching this for ten minutes now.

I’m so amused

knottedodyssey:

octopusice:

mattlovesbostons:

smeagolsprecious:

panda-pandamonium:

mymphr:

megaparsecs:

borgevino:

i had the sudden and shocking realization this morning that some people have never heard the ‘oh where is my hairbrush’ song and don’t automatically sing it in their heads when they’re looking for something

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whY IS THERE A CUCUMBER IN A SHOWER

Because he took a shower and now needs to find his hairbrush.

Obviously.

This song. Oh god.

But the peach has it!!!

I almost feel bad for people who didn’t grow up Lutheran or Minnesotan.

Like, you missed out on some of the most beautiful things, like the pirates that don’t do anything, and that you should share your cookies with vikings and robbers (but not the IRS) at Christmas, and the ability of tomatoes to translate cucumber spanish, or that everybody’s got a water buffalo, or that sometimes really traumatic shit happens to your lips as a child and then you get overly attached and worry about if they leave you.

SOMETIMES I FORGET THAT VEGGIE TALES IS A LUTHERAN THING AND THEN I’M SAD THAT NOT EVERYONE KNOWS THE JOY THAT IS VEGGIE TALES

keaira1976:

keepdaddyhappy:

Oooh, red seams

Peekaboo Daddy

keaira1976:

keepdaddyhappy:

Oooh, red seams

Peekaboo Daddy

the-beauty-of-the-classics:

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the-beauty-of-the-classics:

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